Friday, October 3, 2008

CO Democracy Alliance in the Denver Post (Jessica Fender)

It's Friday.

Friday's are always good days. They are even better when you get the last word at the end of the news cycle.

Our attorney Mark Grueskin has defended us by saying the educate the idiots memo is a forgery. He is bringing his own document to prove that the document shown was based on another document. Watch for Sunday's follow-up article where Jessica Fender will do a comparison of both documents.

Here's what I have to say to this, the document Mark is bringing is also a fake!

Jesus, this lie is getting bigger and bigger.

You see, several mainstream media sources have had the documents since the beginning of the year. The Rocky Mountain News at one point was going to write a story, they interviewed people and asked them, have you ever seen this document? Obviously we all wet our pants and said, Hell No!

The answer wasn't no and this is a fake and we can prove it because its based on this document. But no, that wasn't the answer we gave. Why didn't we say this from the beginning? (Makes you think, huh.)

Well, Mark and the rest of us have had the time to create a document because we knew the right-wing conspiracy was going to do something with it, so we planned our defense. Make an "authentic" document. Brilliant! I love it.

So kids, this is a lesson of how government and media works. Isn't lovely?

I am glad I don't work and just spend my inheritance money. It feels so good.



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So, what, you hired Dan Rather to find the "real" document for you, then? Is that why it took so long?